A Peek into the Present for my Past Self

Prompt: If you could have given yourself a snapshot five years ago of what your life is like now, what would the picture be of and how do you think you would have felt about it?

I would choose this picture:

The first thing I would think would be, "Is that my child?!" I would then need a few moments to be excited and freaked out and let it settle in.
My next thought would then be, "You mean I can possibly get fatter than I am right now?!"
I would then notice how happy I seem and how beautiful my baby is and know that my future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

Another thought I might have: "Who's my baby's daddy? I need to start being more discretionary about who I date."